He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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