Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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