Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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