i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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