Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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