She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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