Your tits are I can't wait for
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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