We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
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