honey bunches of taint.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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