exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
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this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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