we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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