Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
tell me about the eggs
Randomize
