We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
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