ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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