My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
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