I love black thongs
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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