omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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