you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
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