is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
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Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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