with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
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