another moral hangover. fuck.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Randomize
