Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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