After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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