Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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