we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
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