why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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