member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
And then he peed in my hair
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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