Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
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