I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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