rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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