For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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