your room smells of hookers.
And success
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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