There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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