doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
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