It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
Randomize
