Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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