i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
Randomize
