I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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