Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
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