what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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