You're my little dorito
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
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