K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
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