The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize
