dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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