How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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