rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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