My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
