Are we in a gay sports bar?
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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