I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
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