dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
Randomize
